Showing posts with label ALLCAPS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ALLCAPS. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

ALL CAPS

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HI
You: HI
Stranger: how are you
You: pretty good
Stranger: from?
You: USA
Stranger: nice to meet you
You: YOU?
Stranger: China
You: WOW
You: ARE YOU STUDYING ENGLISH?
Stranger: YES
You: I WISH I KNEW CHINESE
Stranger: OK
You: I HAVE A MENTAL DIFFICIENCY
You: AND I LIKE TALKING TO PEOPLE ON INTERNET TO MAKE TALK
Stranger: Thanks
You: WHAT DO YOU DO FOR LIVING WAGES
Stranger: 3500-5000
Stranger: HR
You: I MEAN WHAT FOR DOING?
You: SORRY
You: DID I MAKE THIS UNCOMFORTABLE
You: I LIKE CONFUCIOUS
Stranger: I like Jordan
Stranger: I'm a player
You: IS THAT LIKE CHINESE CHECKERS?
You: NOT SURE
You: WHAT IS THAT
Stranger: CONFUCIOUS?
You: OOPS DID I MISSPELL?
Stranger: CONFUCIOUS is a ideologist
You: CONFUCIUS
You: ARE U NOT IDEOLOGY?
Stranger: Sorry, I don't quite catch you.
You: IT IS OKAY
You: I AM AFRAID OF AVIAN BIRD FLU AND FORTUNE COOKIES
You: I AM SORRY IF I DON'T MAKE SENSE
You: I HAVE A LONG STANDING HEAD INJURY FROM A FARMING ACCIDENT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You was played by Nick.