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You: I don't know what I'm to do with myself.
You: I'm in a prison in Alaska.
You: Yeah, it's pretty rough.
You: Did some bad things in my day, friend.
You: What part of China in which do you reside?
Stranger: how oid are you
You: Are you a woman or a man?
You: are you out of school?
Stranger: but my english is very poor
You: I think your English is fantastic
Stranger: thank you very much
You: What kind of work do you do?
Stranger: i haven't a jod:(
Stranger: What's your name
Stranger: what are you doing?
You: staring at the snow flutter over the bars in my prison cell window.
You: What kind of job would you like to have?
Stranger: oh is very nice
Stranger: but i can't see snow
You: still trying to decide what you'd like to do?
You: Do you want to stay in South City?
You: or to another country?
Stranger: because guangdong in south
You: Do you want to stay in Guangdong? Or live in another city?
You: do you like Guangdong?
You: is it better than Bejing?
You: If you don't mind me asking, would you be interested in helping me escape from prison?
Stranger: you come to beijing?
You: I've been digging a hole using a grapefruit spoon for the past seven years. I'm almost all the way through.
You: but I need a person to help me escape from the outside.
You: I'd love to come to Beijing
Stranger: but I need a person to help me escape from the outside
You: I'm looking for someone to help me escape from prison.
You: I'm getting ready to break out. I've been digging a hole for the past seven years, like I said, with a grapefruit spoon.
Stranger: but i can't help u
You: I can't stay here any longer, it's making me totally bonkers I tell ya.
You: I'm ready to break out, and I could really use your help
You: I need someone on the outside to pick me up in Juneau, as soon as I break free.
You: Seven years is a long time.
Stranger: i know Seven years is a long time.
Stranger: but~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You: I've stollen a jar of lard and bacon fat from the kitchen, to grease me up so I'll slip through the hole I've dug nice and easy.
You: when I come out on the other side, digging up through the ground, it would be really amazing if you could pick me up, help me get back on my feet again.
You: I'm like a caged bird
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You was played by David
