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Stranger: HI

You: HI

Stranger: how are you

You: pretty good

Stranger: from?

You: USA

Stranger: nice to meet you

You: YOU?

Stranger: China

You: WOW

You: ARE YOU STUDYING ENGLISH?

Stranger: YES

You: I WISH I KNEW CHINESE

Stranger: OK

You: I HAVE A MENTAL DIFFICIENCY

You: AND I LIKE TALKING TO PEOPLE ON INTERNET TO MAKE TALK

Stranger: Thanks

You: WHAT DO YOU DO FOR LIVING WAGES

Stranger: 3500-5000

Stranger: HR

You: I MEAN WHAT FOR DOING?

You: SORRY

You: DID I MAKE THIS UNCOMFORTABLE

You: I LIKE CONFUCIOUS

Stranger: I like Jordan

Stranger: I'm a player

You: IS THAT LIKE CHINESE CHECKERS?

You: NOT SURE

You: WHAT IS THAT

Stranger: CONFUCIOUS?

You: OOPS DID I MISSPELL?

Stranger: CONFUCIOUS is a ideologist

You: CONFUCIUS

You: ARE U NOT IDEOLOGY?

Stranger: Sorry, I don't quite catch you.

You: IT IS OKAY

You: I AM AFRAID OF AVIAN BIRD FLU AND FORTUNE COOKIES

You: I AM SORRY IF I DON'T MAKE SENSE

You: I HAVE A LONG STANDING HEAD INJURY FROM A FARMING ACCIDENT

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You was played by Nick.