Dimples

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2009-05-17

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You: Hello friend

Stranger: hi

You: How are you?

Stranger: fine thank you

You: I don't know what I'm to do with myself.

You: where you from?

Stranger: china u?

You: I'm in a prison in Alaska.

Stranger: oh mygod

You: Yeah, it's pretty rough.

You: Did some bad things in my day, friend.

Stranger: oh

You: What part of China in which do you reside?

Stranger: south city

You: of Bejing?

Stranger: how oid are you

Stranger: no

Stranger: in guangdong

You: Ah yes, ok.

Stranger: do you know

You: Yes,

You: how old are you?

Stranger: 23

Stranger: u?

You: 56

You: I'm in Alaska

Stranger: hehe

You: Are you a woman or a man?

Stranger: woman

Stranger: u

You: I'm a man.

You: are you out of school?

Stranger: yes

You: what's your degree?

Stranger: University

Stranger: but my english is very poor

Stranger: so~~~~~

You: I think your English is fantastic

Stranger: thank you very much

You: What kind of work do you do?

Stranger: i haven't a jod:(

You: I'm sorry

Stranger: What's your name

You: Dimples

You: What's yours?

Stranger: wing

Stranger: what are you doing?

Stranger: are you here?

You: I'm here,

You: just hanging out

Stranger: oh

You: staring at the snow flutter over the bars in my prison cell window.

You: What kind of job would you like to have?

Stranger: oh is very nice

Stranger: but i can't see snow

Stranger: i don't know

You: still trying to decide what you'd like to do?

You: Do you want to stay in South City?

You: Or move to Bejing?

You: or to another country?

Stranger: because guangdong in south

You: Do you want to stay in Guangdong? Or live in another city?

You: do you like Guangdong?

Stranger: yes i like

You: is it better than Bejing?

You: If you don't mind me asking, would you be interested in helping me escape from prison?

Stranger: maybe

Stranger: you come to beijing?

Stranger: no

You: I've been digging a hole using a grapefruit spoon for the past seven years. I'm almost all the way through.

You: but I need a person to help me escape from the outside.

You: I'd love to come to Beijing

Stranger: but I need a person to help me escape from the outside

Stranger: ?

You: I'm looking for someone to help me escape from prison.

You: I'm getting ready to break out. I've been digging a hole for the past seven years, like I said, with a grapefruit spoon.

Stranger: but i can't help u

You: Why not?

You: I can't stay here any longer, it's making me totally bonkers I tell ya.

You: I'm ready to break out, and I could really use your help

Stranger: I'm say sorry

You: I need someone on the outside to pick me up in Juneau, as soon as I break free.

Stranger: no

You: Seven years is a long time.

Stranger: it's Crazy p

Stranger: i know Seven years is a long time. 

Stranger: but~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

You: I've stollen a jar of lard and bacon fat from the kitchen, to grease me up so I'll slip through the hole I've dug nice and easy.

You: when I come out on the other side, digging up through the ground, it would be really amazing if you could pick me up, help me get back on my feet again.

Stranger: Crazy

Stranger: bye

You: I'm like a caged bird

You: I need your help

You: please

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