Omegle conversation log 2009-05-25
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Stranger: how are you?
You: oh, cool
You: where are you?
Stranger: canada, you?
You: You know, like wild kingdom?
You: Except we have no lions here.
You: What we do have is ants.
You: If you stay still too long they will get in your cooter.
Stranger: termites too!
You: That's omaha slang for 'vagina'.
Stranger: wtf is a cooter?
You: We have a lot of good slang words in Omaha.
You: Do you have slang in Canada?
You: that's when you makeumup some words.
Stranger: yes, we do
Stranger: i love it
You: We don't school up too good here so we makeumup.
You: Hey I saw a movie from canadia
You: have you seen it?
You: it's about a boy whose hair falls out.
You: and ghosts put peanut butter on his head
You: and his hair grows really fast.
Stranger: i hace
Stranger: it got oscar snubbed
You: Yeah. we watch that a lot in Omaha.
You: People tell you a lot of stuff about life in Omaha that isn't true.
You: like that we have lions and marmosets.
Stranger: but no
You: but really we watch that peanut butter movie a lot.
Stranger: you only have cooter ants
You: That's a problem.
Stranger: spray raid on your vaj
Stranger: should keep down the itch
You: I thought that peanut butter might help
You: but it made it worse.
Stranger: i'm allergic to peanut butter
You: now I have to go to the doctor twice a month.
Stranger: please stop talking about it or i will disconnect
Stranger: it is a mortal allergy
You: oh no
You: I just ate a pbnj
You: I don't want to get it on you over the internets
Stranger: now we can't tongue kiss
You: like that girl who got kissed and died.
You: I'm sorry
You: I feel like I kind of love you.
You: I don't want you to die
Stranger: it's okay
You: I have to sacrifice our love to save your life.
Stranger: we can kiss through saran wrap
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