Movies about robots

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You: hi

Stranger: hey

You: a/s/l?

Stranger: 20 m netherlands

You: Oh cool. I am 23 and in the States.

You: How is the weather in the netherlands?

Stranger: it sucks!

Stranger: there's a thndersorm right now hehe

Stranger: thunderstorm*

You: ugh, I'm sorry. It's hot here, and sunny. We were on the beach all day.

Stranger: california?

You: Yes, Malibu.

Stranger: ah man you got it good

You: It's ok. I wish I lived in the Netherlands sometimes though.

Stranger: I'm not complaining thoug hthe weather has been great for a long time

Stranger: oh why the netherlands?

You: Well, Santa Claus lives there.

Stranger: uhm...

You: And every morning he drives his reindeer out onto the tundra

Stranger: you're not supposed to know about that

You: and gives tiny creamcakes to all the netherlandian boys and girls.

You: In malibu we are forced into tanning booths all day at taserpoint.

Stranger: it's dutch btw

You: and if we disobey we are forced to do pilates until we vomit frozen yogurt.

Stranger: everyone or just the girsl?

Stranger: girls*

You: well, the boys that disobey are surgically altered and become something not totally unlike girls.

Stranger: i bet that's confusing

You: I hope they can't hear me telling you about the secrets of malibu.

You: the malibu overlords monitor all our communications.

Stranger: does the governator have anything to do with all this?

You: If they find out I told an outlander about our beautification camps they'll make me clean up pomeranian poop with my mouth for a week

You: and subject me to botox enemas

You: yes! swarzenegger is responsible!

You: I am afraid for my soul.

You: I just want to go somewhere cold

You: just once

You: and watch dour movies about rape.

You: that have sad endings

You: which win awards.

You: and have no robots in them.

You: please help me

Stranger: I will see to it that you and your people get freed from the schwarzenegger

You: thank you

You: you are our only hope

You: They come for me!!!!

Stranger: the dutch have always have been

Stranger: close the window!

You: god no...