A Hole Is A Hole Is A Hole

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You: hello

Stranger: yo

Stranger: yo~~

You: what's up?

Stranger: i want do a plastic surgery

You: on what?

Stranger: on my nose

You: what's wrong with it?

Stranger: i think it is too low

You: are you a man or a woman?

Stranger: i am a cute gay

You: man?

Stranger: gay

You: gay man?

Stranger: yeah```of coursae

You: ok

Stranger: and u?

You: I'm a Vietnam Vet.

Stranger: ok

You: saw a guy get his nose blown off by shrapnel

Stranger: i am a japanese hairstyler

Stranger: nice to meet u'

You: you should love your nose for the way it is.

You: at least it's not blown off by shrapnel.

Stranger: ammmm............

You: plus plastic surgery is expensive.

Stranger: no

Stranger: it is ok

You: you could make a trip somewhere instead.

Stranger: hoho

Stranger: i have been to usa last month

You: you know, plastic surgery was invented after WWI to fix soldier's faces that were blown off.

Stranger: ok....you vietnanese will never know the imprtance of face

You: exactly.

You: where in america did you go?

Stranger: seanto

Stranger: newyork

You: nice

Stranger: how old are u,dude

You: 67

Stranger: 67?

Stranger: 67 years old?

You: I'm not gay, but while I was on the ship in 'nam, things happened if you know what I mean

Stranger: but you are sooo old

Stranger: i think no man will have interested in u

You: When you're stranded at sea on a sailing vessel, with lots of men, the rules change.

Stranger: ok,,,i see

You: I am old, that's true.

Stranger: have u ever fuck man

Stranger: ???

You: plus I'm missing my leg.

Stranger: omg,,,i am sorry

Stranger: you are a soilder?

Stranger: lose your leg in war right?

You: Let me just say that I was in the Navy, and when you're in a submarine for six months, the rules change. A hole is a hole is a hole.

Stranger: do u enjoy it?

You: Only the mighty Poseidon determines the way the door swings when you're at the bottom of the ocean for six months at a time.

You: yes I lost my leg in the war

Stranger: i admire u

You: in a sexy way or in a war hero way?

You: I'm overweight. I have the diabetes

Stranger: both side

You: have you ever given a haircut to a man who had his nose blown off by shrapnel?

You: I'd assume it would be a little distracting.

You: Where in Japan do you live?

Stranger: osaka

You: Do you like the movie "Barber Shop", with Ice Cube?

You: That movie had haircutters in it.

Stranger: do u know,,,japanese man"s nise is high in commom,,but mine is low

Stranger: oh i heard of it

You: nose?

You: your low nose makes you special.

Stranger: am,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

You: when I was in the Navy, if your nose was too high, like up in the middle of your forehead, then they'd kick you out.

You: so you should be happy with your nose.

Stranger: opps

Stranger: terrible

Stranger: i have to have meal ,,,,bye

Stranger: nice to meet u

You: wait friend, I've got more to talk to you about

You: you can eat later

Stranger: am........

Stranger: say,then

You: ok good.

You: You know, life is a strange thing. If I die from the diabetes, I'd be willing to give my nose to you, for a transplant.

Stranger: haha

You: That nose has been through a lot, has seen a lot, smelled a lot, but I think you'd like it.

You: I'm being serious.

Stranger: i know......

Stranger: are u ok,,man?

You: This has been a real special conversation for me.

You: I think I'd like to get a tattoo of your name on my chest.

You: would that be ok with you?

Stranger: i am sad...

You: don't be sad, I have a bumper sticker that says "Life's a bitch, and then you die", those are words that I live by.

Stranger: my english is poor sorry

You: no problem, I love your bad english.

You: It's better than my Chinese

Stranger: thank

Stranger: i will never forget u,,,u give me a nice lesson

You: What's your name, I'll get it tattooed on my chest to commerate our time together.

Stranger: ok

Stranger: tashiko

You: Ok Tashiko, I'm going to get it tattooed right over my heart, so that I never forget this conversation.

Stranger: sorry,,but i have to go,,,my friends call me

You: I'll never forget you either Tashiko, and remember my wise words of wisdom

Stranger: you are my best teacher

Stranger: ^_^

You: you are my best student.

Stranger: bye>>>

You: I love you.

You: bye

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You was played by David.